open and intimate
flooded with cats
Anna Hudson / Artist Rendering
April fools!
You thought we were serious? (Un)fortunately, we are not actually opening a cat cafe called Reowlm. If you’re REALLY upset about this, feel free to send us a message about your felines. Below is the fake announcement page for your enjoyment.
After sharing the emotional blow last week that Amethyst will not be returning to Realm, we invite you to share in the renewed energy and excitement for the reinvention of our cafe.
“We have the dreamy vibes and cafe amenities—all we’re missing is the cats.”
- Some Cat Lady, Somewhere
Seize The
Meowment
After a visit to Tokyo years ago, Realm co-founder, EB Combs, has held onto a life long dream of opening a cat cafe experience here in Denver. When Realm first opened, EB settled for hiding miniature cat figurines around Realm. Though they paled in comparison to their warm-blooded, furry counterparts, the mini cats added the last touch of ambiance that Realm needed.
As we move towards the reality of a vaccinated population and begin gathering more frequently in public spaces, we are looking forward to delighting in the experience of comfort and humor with animals, together.
REowlm, our brand new Cat Cafe, is slated to open never.
…cause this was an April fools joke
A Few fake rules
for our fake Cat Cafe:
🐈 All of the Realm cats will be available for adoption.
🐈⬛ Be gentle with cats. You can sit with them in your lap, but do not hold them while riding a bike or attempting cartwheels.
🐈 No outside pets or cucumbers allowed.
🐈⬛ Please refrain from booping their toe beans.
*The cats will be relocated off premises, nearby during private events due to allergy concerns.